ENGLISH JOKES

[lovelykid]

Sweet Fact : If a Girl has balance in her cell, then she definitely has a boyfriend.. And If a Boy has sufficient balance in his cell, then he surely does not have any Girlfriend.. x

[lovelykid]

A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin
colleague asked: Wat happened?
She replied: He asked me are U free tonight?
I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work. x

[lovelykid]

If you think your boss is stupid,Remember You would not get the job If he was smarter x

[lovelykid]

One hand on pen, other on phone, One ear on lecture,
other on gossip, One eye on board, other on Girlfriend,
Which Ass says student life is easy?
We are very busy..!!! x

[lovelykid]

How do u know when kids start to grow up?
Girls grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off! x

[lovelykid]

If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him OFFER But if a gal gives a letter 2a boy, they call it LOAFER. Feel the difference x

[lovelykid]

When a woman loves you, you're a husband;
When a few women love you, you're a man;
When many women love you, you're a lover;
When hundreds of women love you, you're an idol;
When thousands of women love you, you're a leader;
When all the women in the world love you, you're not human but a gold, diamond, Rupee, Dollar, Euro, Yen... x

[lovelykid]

Life is a hell when u have American wife. Indian salary. Persian car and German food. life is heaven when you had American salary, Indian wife German car and Persian food x

[lovelykid]

TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM. What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
student: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM x

[lovelykid]

u r genius,
ur mind is a master piece.
It is divided into left and right.
In the left part nothing is right
and in right part nothing is left x