ENGLISH JOKES

[lovelykid]

NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD..

Universal Law Of Love:
Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money.

1st Law Of Love:
A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And Break The Legs Of The Boy.

2nd Law Of Love:
The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance.

3rd Law Of Love:
The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping x

[lovelykid]

Love is when i walk to other side of classroom
to sharp my pencil, Just to See her..

N then realize that,
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Im holding a pen..!! x

[lovelykid]

What is the best example of ‘once in a lifetime’ opportunity?

A Mosquito lands on your wife’s face,
& u get the rarest opportunity of your life..

Never miss it!! x

[lovelykid]

Hardest job in the world:

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Police sketch artist in CHINA x

[lovelykid]

It is said that if you close your eyes, you see the person you love the most.

but when i do that,
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SlideShow begins x.

[lovelykid]

The difference between TRUTH and LIE.

TRUTH: Is a debit card
Pay 1st and enjoy later.

LIE: Is a credit card
Enjoy 1st and pay later. x

[lovelykid]

Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best and Can’t Say Anything Right Now! x

[lovelykid]

Girls not remain without boys.. How??
Fe(male)-male
Wo(man)-man
S(he)-he
So girls don't try to be alone x

[lovelykid]

Some IDIOTS say that
Behind every successful man there will be a women.

But nobody knows the fact that
Women choose only successful men. x

[lovelykid]

What’s D Difference Between Mother’s & GF’s Tears?

Classic Answer

Mother’s Tears Effect Our HEART & GF’s Tears Effect Our POCKET x