!Just For Love n Laugh ,only in this topic

[lovelykid]

Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom!


Girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!


Wife : Honey …… What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing…?? U’ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour …??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.


Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet!


Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, so I’d be in ur hands all day. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I cud have a new one everyday!


Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly!


If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life!

[lovelykid]

When u win, I will proudly tell the world: hey,that's my Friend
but when u lose , i will sit in ur side hold ,n I say: hey A'm ur friend!


4 Facts To Live Better LIFE:
Never Say Sorry To One.. Who Likes U,
Never Say Bye To one.. Who needs U,
Never Blame The One.. Who Really Trust U..
& Never ForGet The One.. Who Alwaz Remmbers U..!!


!!..LOVE..!!
L:- Love With All The Herat
o:- Overcome Probleams To Gother
v:- Value Evrething You Share
e:- Encourage Each Other


What's Love?

"Dont Ask D Person Who Loves Some1, But Ask D Person Who Have Lost Some1"
They Only Can Feel D True Love


People Meet By Chance !! Dey Spend Sweet Times 2gether. Den God Apart Them, Not 2 End The Story, But 2 C How Much Dey Need Each Other


Dey Say Its Difficult 2 WAIT 4 Sm1!
Dey Say Its Difficult 2 FORGET Sm1!
But.. D Most Difficult Thing Is 2 Decide Whether 2 WAIT Or 2 FORGET Sm1!!


People says,"Two and two makes four"
But I say,"one and one is equal to one"
How and when?when you love your and others two eyes counts to four(to see the world), and ur one heart and others one heart became one(to feel the pain)!


Its Not Your Mistake If You Can't Read The Eyes Which Cheats You But Its Really Your Mistake If You Can't Read The Eyes Which Loves U.


'CRY' Is A Love Detecter. When Sum1 Makes You Cry It Shows That How Much You Love Them And If Someone Crys For You It Shows Their Love For You


Language Of Love When The Tears Come With Reason Means U Got Some Problem, But When Tears Come Without Reason Means U R Missing SOMEONE...

[lovelykid]

Two eyes are best friends, both blink together, both laugh together, if one eye cry the another one also cry,if one eye sleep the another one also sleep, but if they saw a girl only one eye will blink.
MORAL:A GIRL can break any relation!


A Boy Was Following A Girl, Girl: Don't FolLOW Me,Becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind U, Boyon't U Worry, My Father Iz FolLOWING Her !


Catch her by her waist, Bring her home, Keep your hand on her neck ,Put your lips on her lips And have a nice .....


Drink!
COCA COLA BuuRrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[lovelykid]

My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never


LOVE is the medicine for ny kind of pain but be sure.... There is no medicine in the world from the pain given by LOVE


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a sweet litttle rabbit, jus like you, cuz I love you!! kiss


Love!!!! I want to hold u close 2 me and feel our hearts beat as 1


COURT ORDER! U are accused of stealing my heart with the love that will never end NO BAIL! I love u 4ever


Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!


Life is for living, I Live for U
Songs r for singing, I Sing for U
Love is 4 caring, I Care for U
Angels r for keeping, Can I keeep U?


Never waste an opportunity to say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love


Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings.

[lovelykid]

0% i hate u,
10% so nice u,
20% so cute u,
30% so kind u,
40% so need of u,
50% found of u,
60% my deal u,
70% i want u,
80% i miss u,
90% i like
100% @};-I@};-Love@};-U@};-


1000 words I could say,
1000 wishes I could pray,
1000 miles legs could walk,
1000 sounds a mouth could talk,
1000 times i'll b true,
1000 ways 2 say i luv u!..


A Basket full of PRAYERS ,CARES 4 a nice Person like You



The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the depth, the delight, the ecstasy of it, you will discover that for you the world is transformed.

[lovelykid]

Girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!


This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!


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I send this fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so that fish wont DIE


One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"


can you lend me 2000 $? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine?


Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS 'CHILD' or call customer care at 9890****** & be a tension-free DAD!

[FARA360]

The interview with God

I dreamed I had an interview with God.

So you would like to interview me? God asked.

If you have the time? I said.

God smiled:My time is eternity.

What questions do you have in mind for me?

What surprises you most about humankind?

God answered...

That they get bored with childhood,

they rush to grow up, and then

long to be children again.

That they lose their health to make money...

and then lose their money to restore their health.

That by thinking anxiously about the future,

they forget the present,

such that they live in neither the present nor the future.

"That they live as if they will never die,

and die as though they had never lived.

we were silent for a while.

And then I asked.

As a parent, what are some of life's lessons you want your children to learn

To learn they cannot make anyone love them.

All they can do

is let themselves be loved.

To learn that it is not good to compare themselves to others.

To learn to forgive by practicing forgiveness.

To learn that it only takes a few seconds to open profound wounds in those they love,

and it can take many years to heal them.

To learn that a rich person
is not one who has the most,but is one who needs the least

To learn that there are people who love them dearly,

but simply have not yet learned how to express or show their feelings.

To learn that two people can

look at the same thing and see it differently?

To learn that it is not enough that they

forgive one another, but they must also forgive themselves.

"Thank you for your time," I said

"Is there anything else you would like your children to know"

God smiled and said,Just know that I am here... always.

[FARA360]

The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.

[lovelykid]

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.


TaLk 2 me wHen i'm boReD, kiSS me wHen i'm saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i'm sTill Alive...


It’s hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much. When the chance comes, don't ever let go.


True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.


Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!


Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.

[lovelykid]

World is cruel,love is blind, lost in sadness,blur in mind.heart is broken,flame had died,time has passed but why is she ...still not mine!


No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.


It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.


I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.


People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again


The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.


Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.