!Just For Love n Laugh ,only in this topic

[lovelykid]

Hi, My Friends
I open this topic because the place of it is empty in this forum!
In this topic, u can write any SMS (joke, lovely message, beautiful sentence ,…) n u can write every funny event is happened for u n your friends! In sundries Forum, there is a topic with name Sooti Bazar! , this topic is Sooti Bazar for this Forum too!
Let's Start

[lovelykid]

hi Guys
Please tell me your Idea about this topic ,if it's not good then I can Stop my work!

Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!

One day you will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that YOU ARE MY LIFE!

My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!

Most wonderful pairs in the world are:-
HEART & BEAT
NIGHT & MOON
BIRDS & SONGS
ROSES & LOVE
U & UR SMILE.
SO KEEP SMILING ALWAYS.


Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!

If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!

If I died or went somewhere far, I'd write your name on every star so everyone could look up and see you mean the world to me
It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
When God gave you to me, he planted the image of you deep in my heart.
I love you more than all the tea in China.
If love were a movie, you'd be a coming attraction.
If love were to be taxed, I would be the highest tax payer.
A day without your love is a day without life




My eyes miss u
My Lips kiss u
My fell love u
My mind call u
My neat just 4u
My life is u
My Dear ,I love u!

U r like sunshine ,so warm
U r like sugar, so sweet
U r like u n that's the reason why I love u!

Present with an open face at home
To miss u when u leave home!
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[lovelykid]

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.


Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!

I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.

What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.

[lovelykid]

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!

What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.

Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!

Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.

I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.

How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.

[lovelykid]

What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.

Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.

What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!

What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A b.itch who knows everything.

Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don't know. Never happens.


Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.

A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.

What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...

[lovelykid]

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.



It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.



I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?



Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.



You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.



I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.



My Reality Check bounced.



Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.



Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.



Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!


Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.



Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?



There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.



Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back



As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing



Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.



What do you call a handcuffed man?
- Trustworthy.

[lovelykid]

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Why don't men often show their true feelings?
- Because they don't have any.

What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?

If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.

[lovelykid]

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having s*e*x, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand


Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.


Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!


a man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.


God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!


HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!


Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..


I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!


If would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!

[lovelykid]

Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...

The words are easy when the language is LOVE !

I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!.…

You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!

LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!

If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!

What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you … I love you

Love is forever, only the partners change...

[lovelykid]

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a s*exy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.

You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you